The real tragedy of Ethan Winters, Resident Evil’s ‘Village’ idiot

Even when he’s in a direct one-on-one conversation with someone, Ethan is hilariously out of his depth. When an old witchy-looking lady overtly and specifically tells him the goals for his gothic adventure, he begs her, “Will you please stop talking in riddles?” She responds, “It’s only a riddle if you don’t know the answer.” This random grandma in Europe is verbally dunking on poor, clueless Ethan. Every conversation Ethan has with anyone ends up with him on the losing side, like the worst battle rapper in human history.